I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

I asked my boomer friend for investment advice

He told me to buy a house, I told him I'd rather buy a Lambo, at least then I'd have a vehicle to sleep in

I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

My boomer parents told me to invest in real estate.

Now my single houseplant counts as my entire property portfolio.