I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.

Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms,

but so far my go-to coping mechanism is just telling people I'm doing the work in therapy.

I'm so deep into side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a really intense hobby.

My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'

when I asked for a raise.