We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on track with our budget.

Now we need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner.

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

I asked the happy couple what their secret to a harmonious marriage was, and they told me it's all about compromise.

Which is just a nice way of saying they're both still learning to pretend to listen to each other.

I was talking to the groom the other day, and I asked him how he knew the bride was the one for him.

He said it wasn't the candlelit dinners or the romantic getaways, it was when she didn't leave him after seeing his browser history.