Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down