What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

Why did the cranberry sauce get a gold medal?

Because it always had a great finish!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure