I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented cryptologist, and she's always trying to get me to crack her code.

But honestly, I think she's just looking for someone to decrypt her daddy issues.