He said I was 'too picky' because I wanted a guy who could hold a conversation and, you know, ideally have a job.

Meanwhile, his dating profile said 'seeking a woman who's naturally gorgeous, a gourmet chef, and loves watching all 8 seasons of my favorite anime.' Pretty sure we have different definitions of 'picky,' fellas.

I love how some skincare products claim to be 'anti-aging' as if they're not just delaying the inevitable

I saw a guy's dating profile that said he was looking for a woman who could 'match his energy.'

My man, your energy is 'sweatpants and asking if I'm busy tonight at 10 PM on a Tuesday.'

I went on a date with a guy who claimed he was a 'free spirit' on his profile

Turns out, that just means he's 30 and still living with his parents