๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkWednesday, April 1, 2026
I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.
Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.
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