Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

He just sighed and said, 'Honestly, it's usually over too soon.'

I've been dating a girl who's into erotic photography, and she asked me to pose for her.

Now I'm a model, but only in the classical sense – I'm only good for a few positions.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.