I've been dating a girl who's a professional mirroring coach, and she's always trying to get me to reflect on our relationship.

But honestly, it's just a lot of self-reflection and I'm not sure I'm ready to face myself in the morning.

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

I've been dating a professional archer, and she's been teaching me about the importance of proper form and follow-through.

Now I know why she's always hitting the mark, but missing the point.

I've been dating a girl who's a sex therapist, and she's always trying to diagnose our problems in the bedroom.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to bill me by the hour.