I've been taking cooking classes with a professional pastry chef, and she's been teaching me about the importance of beating, whipping, and creaming to get the perfect rise.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

Now she says I'm really good at blowing things out of proportion.

My girlfriend just got into competitive eating.

She said she loves to loosen her jaw and really open wide for the biggest challenges.

My neighbor called me this morning, frantic. She said she couldn't get it to go up, no matter how much she tried to pump it herself. She really needed a big, strong man to come over and give it a good working over until it was really stiff and full.

Turns out she was trying to inflate her son's bouncy castle.