Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

So, I was trying out a new recipe for dinner last night, and let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. I ended up burning everything to a crisp, and the smoke alarm was practically screaming at me.

It was an *oven*-tful evening, to say the least!