☕ Girl Tea Joke
Savage SisFriday, June 19, 2026
I saw a guy's Tinder bio that said he's a 'free spirit' who 'lives life on his own terms'
But his profile picture was him posing in front of a Mom-approved kitchen backdrop
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Some guys on dating apps say they want an 'independent woman.'
What they actually mean is 'a woman who doesn't *need* anything from me, but is always available for me.'
I love how some skincare products claim to be 'anti-aging' as if they're not just delaying the inevitable
I was at the grocery store, and as I reached for the last loaf of bread, I felt a surge of drama
So I monologued to the entire aisle, 'It's not just a loaf of bread, it's a symbol of hope in a world that's always trying to toast us'
My main character energy is so strong, if I try on clothes and they don't fit right...
I don't blame the clothes. I blame the wardrobe department for misinterpreting the script.
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