The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.

It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.

Alright folks, before I dive into carving this magnificent turkey, I just have to say, it's so beautiful, it's practically...

poultry in motion!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!