At our Thanksgiving table, the most intense competition isn't for the last piece of pie.

It's trying to get Uncle Steve to stop talking about his crypto investments.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health