Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

Every Thanksgiving, my aunt brings her famous 'mystery casserole.'

We're still not sure if it's a side dish or a science experiment.

Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.

And ends with a very pointed interrogation about everyone's life choices.