I've been dating a girl who's a professional sausage maker, and she's always trying to get me to help her stuff the casing.

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.

My cooking instructor always emphasized the importance of proper preparation.

He said you need to tenderize your meat thoroughly before you really pound it.