๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Clever & Clean-ishSaturday, May 2, 2026
My girlfriend just got into competitive eating.
She said she loves to loosen her jaw and really open wide for the biggest challenges.
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I told her, 'Honey, I've been supporting you on my face for weeks now.'
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