Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!