Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.

Why did the couple's love become a sweet investment on Valentine's Day?

Because they decided to mint their relationship!

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!