I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

What did the chocolate bar say to the romantic movie on Valentine's Day?

You always make me melt!

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.