This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.

I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch

What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Let's truffle some feathers!

Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

Because it was a sweetheart of a deal.