Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.