They say Valentine's Day is when everyone celebrates their great love story.

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Friday, September 11, 2026

Mine's more of a short story collection, where each entry features me and a different comfort food.

More Valentine's Jokes

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

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