Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?

Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I really should have paid attention to the two-hour limit.

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a work of art to its soulmate

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner