I've been dating a girl who's a professional sausage maker, and she's always trying to get me to help her stuff the casing.

I've been dating a girl who's a skilled geologist

and she's always trying to rock my world

I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

Now she says I'm really good at blowing things out of proportion.

My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.