I've been seeing a professional glassblower, and she's been instructing me on the art of shaping and molding a hot, delicate piece.

It's all about the gentle touch and knowing when to blow.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

My coworker told me he was really struggling with a stubborn problem at home.

He said he just couldn't get it up.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to go down on her like it was my last meal.

I told her I'd rather save room for dessert.