I've started dating a professional tattoo artist, and she's been teaching me about the different types of ink and needles.

But I'm starting to think she's just using me for practice, because every time we're together, she's always trying to get under my skin.

My new pastry chef told me she needed me to really work the dough until it was good and stiff, then push something long and firm deep into the center. She said to get the best rise, I needed to make sure it was well-lubricated before sliding it in, and then let it sit until it swelled up and got really hot.

Turns out we were making bread, and she was teaching me how to use a proofing thermometer.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

Now she says I'm really good at blowing things out of proportion.

My personal trainer told me the key to developing great stamina.

He said it's all about pacing yourself and holding back, but sometimes you just gotta come first.