My dad's neighbors think he's a professional landscaper

but really he just has a lot of free time and a riding lawn mower

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day, and he said something to warm my heart

So I turned up the thermostat, now he's ecstatic and our energy bill is through the roof

I decided to take my dad on a road trip for Father's Day to relive his favorite childhood memories

Now he's the one giving me directions, and I'm starting to think some memories are better left in the past

I bought my dad a new smart grill for Father's Day, thinking it would take his grilling skills to the next level.

Now he just uses it to prove to the neighbors that he can cook a perfect steak at 6:04 AM.