I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.

My fishing instructor told me the most important thing is to really work the rod, get your line out deep, and keep a firm grip, because sometimes you have to wait for a while before you get a good tug.

He caught a record-breaking marlin.

My piano teacher told me I needed to really 'finger' the keys with more passion, get my 'rhythm' just right, and make the whole piece build up to a powerful 'climax'.

I think he just wants me to practice my sonata.

I've been taking private dance lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to grind with precision, really thrust my hips, and make every move count.

Now I'm finally comfortable with my body and can tango in front of my family.