๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Saturday, March 28, 2026
My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.
I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.
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Now I'm hooked on her techniques, and she's helping me navigate the waters of intimacy, one buoy at a time.
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