I asked my manager if I could stop coming to meetings that could've been emails

and they said 'but then you'd miss out on the synergy and collaboration... and also your paycheck'

I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

I've been working on my emotional intelligence in therapy

now I can identify at least five different ways I'm procrastinating on my therapy homework

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them