I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to help me find my way

but it turns out she's been mapping out our entire relationship to get to the one place I didn't know I was going: a long-term commitment

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our love life.

But honestly, I'm just trying to find the point of no return.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more of an alpha male in bed.

I said, "Okay, but you'll have to start leaving me food on the floor."

I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

I guess you could say she's looking for a little more territory to explore.