๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkMonday, June 15, 2026
I've been dating a professional taxidermist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of stuffing and mounting
But honestly, it's been a real challenge to get her to relax her grip
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I guess I'd better learn some carpentry.
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Now I'm able to penetrate even the densest foliage.
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