Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber...

...but I'm really looking for a beet, because I heard they're good for your heart.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love

I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch