Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.

Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.

I'm just trying to decide if my soulmate is the pizza delivery guy or the remote control.