Are you Valentine's Day?

Because you've snuck up on me, and I still haven't bought any chocolates!

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of love

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.