Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

I appreciate Valentine's Day for its commitment to romance.

Especially how it reminds us that true love only lasts for about 24 hours before everything goes on sale.

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

I'm starting to think that Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people we can convince to pay triple for flowers and dinner