Our CEO told us to 'lean into the discomfort' of our current workload.

I leaned so hard I almost fell into a nap.

Boomers say they bought a house for the price of a car back in their day.

Now, I can barely afford the gas to drive *to* an open house.

I've been trying to afford a house, but it seems like the only thing I can actually buy is avocado toast

My boomer neighbor told me to 'invest in real estate.'

So I bought three new houseplants.