Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart, but unfortunately, you're also expiring soon if you don't go out with me.

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.