Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?

Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I really should have paid attention to the two-hour limit.

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day traditions

Apparently, it's all about love, romance, and pretending to like overpriced dinners.

I'm not saying I'm against Valentine's Day, but

I'm starting to think it's just a holiday where people pay more for the same restaurants and flowers they can get any other day