What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

Are you a Valentine's Day hot chocolate?

Because you're making my heart melt... and I could really use a marshmallow.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go on a date?

Because it was looking for a sweet relationship

This Valentine's Day, while couples are gazing into each other's eyes...

I'll be gazing lovingly into the bottom of a pizza box.