I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time