๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineWednesday, July 1, 2026
I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge
for being lonely together
More Valentine's Jokes
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.
Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.
Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?
They wanted to take their love to new heights
Are you a box of chocolates?
Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.
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