My ideal Valentine's Day date doesn't involve fancy restaurants or grand romantic gestures.

It involves a comfy couch, my favorite takeout, and absolutely no small talk about our 'future'.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!