I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you