I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

...So I can call my wife and ask her where I left my glasses.

Are you a bouquet of flowers?

Because you take my breath away... and also make me sneeze uncontrollably.

Why did the love letter blush on Valentine's Day?

Because it was sealed with a kiss!

Are you a calendar?

Because I'd love to date you, but I really need to check my schedule first.