Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

I've come to realize that my love life is like a recipe for disaster.

It's got all the right ingredients: loneliness, disappointment, and a pinch of desperation.

Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

Why did the chocolate go on a date?

It was looking for its truffle mate.