Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?

Because it kept tocking too much!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

So I was helping my kids with their homework and we were learning about different types of clouds, like cumulus and stratus. My son asked me if all clouds were good at hiding things. I thought for a moment and then said

they're great at covering their bases!

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a huge tank filled with all sorts of fish, including some beautiful goldfish. The kids were amazed by how fast they could swim and how colorful they were. One of the aquarium staff started telling us about the different types of fish and their unique characteristics

and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us