I tried to start a career as a baker, but it didn't work out.

I guess you could say I couldn't knead the dough.

My son came home from school yesterday looking a bit deflated. He told me he'd really struggled with his math test, especially the questions about decimals and fractions.

I told him he just needed to get to the point.

So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.