Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.