Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

I've come to realize that my love life is like a recipe for disaster.

It's got all the right ingredients: loneliness, disappointment, and a pinch of desperation.

Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner