Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid?

Because I just cut myself trying to open this Valentine's candy wrapper.

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!