This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.

What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Let's truffle some feathers!

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.

What did the sunflower say to its Valentine?

I picked you above all the others!