Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

Why did the rose go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little prickly about its relationships

Are you a heart?

Because you're absolutely vital for pumping blood throughout my circulatory system.

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.