Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he was a drumstick!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

It's the one time of year where we gather around the table and pretend to like each other's cooking.