I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

I guess you could say it's a little 'fowl' of a concept

Why did the head chef get a little nervous carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year?

He was afraid he'd just wing it.

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure