Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!

Before I carve this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

...I think we've all been *gravy-tating* towards this moment all day!

Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve this magnificent turkey, I just want to remind you...

I'm the *meat-er* of ceremonies around here!

Why was the stuffing feeling so confident?

Because it was full of itself!