Why did the cranberry sauce get a gold medal?

Because it always had a great finish!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess

The main course at our Thanksgiving isn't turkey or stuffing.

It's the passive-aggressive commentary from across the table.

My mom always says she "loves" my sister's green bean casserole at Thanksgiving.

But she won't let it touch any of the other food on her plate.