🔥 Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingFriday, July 3, 2026
My girlfriend asked me to fix a really stubborn clog in the shower last night. I had to get down on my knees, work it hard and deep with a long, flexible rod, and really thrust it in until it finally came loose.
The drain's running perfectly now, but I think I pulled a muscle.
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