I've been dating a professional gemologist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of clarity and brilliance in our relationship.

But honestly, I'm just looking for someone with a little more cut to them.

I've been taking private dance lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to grind with precision, really thrust my hips, and make every move count.

Now I'm finally comfortable with my body and can tango in front of my family.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

I told my girlfriend I was thinking of taking up a new instrument.

She said, 'Why? You already have one, and you barely know how to play it yet.'