A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.

I've been dating a girl who's really into role-playing in the bedroom

But honestly, I'm getting a little tired of being the defendant