Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.

Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

Why did the heart go to the gym on Valentine's Day?

It wanted to get pumped up for love!