๐ Valentine's Joke
Cheesy PickupTuesday, May 5, 2026
Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?
Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's card?
Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.
Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?
Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart
Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.
My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.
First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.
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