Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.