Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

My relationship status this Valentine's Day is 'In a committed relationship with...'

...my Netflix queue and a suspiciously large bag of chips.

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.