๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkThursday, April 2, 2026
I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.
Now I know what it's like to be in a relationship, a backup plan, and a participation trophy all at the same time.
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My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more spontaneous in bed.
So I just started shouting 'SURPRISE!' every time I came.
I just had the worst oral sex of my life.
My dentist said I need to floss more.
Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?
It had a little 'island' to work through
My wife told me she needed me to really get down and dirty tonight, handle something long and stiff, and then help her get it off.
She just wanted me to help her change the vacuum cleaner bag.
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