🔥 Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingSaturday, July 4, 2026
I was helping my neighbor prepare her garden last weekend. She said we needed to get down on our knees, really open up the soil, and plant some fresh seeds deep into the fertile ground. She even said the longer and harder we worked, the better the yield would be.
It was exhausting, but by the end of the day, we had a magnificent bed of tulips ready to burst.
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