My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional voice actor, and she's always doing different accents in bed

But honestly, the only one that ever comes close to the real thing is the one she uses when she's faking it

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.