They say men fantasize about having sex with multiple women.

And women fantasize about having sex with *one* man who doesn't need directions.

My boss told me if I wanted to get ahead in this company, I needed to learn to use my hands more.

I told him, "I always thought I was more of a head person."

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to help me find my way

but it turns out she's been mapping out our entire relationship to get to the one place I didn't know I was going: a long-term commitment

I've been dating a mathematician, and she's always trying to find the common denominator in our relationship.

But it's always reducing to a fraction of what it used to be.