Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more of an alpha male in bed.

I said, "Okay, but you'll have to start leaving me food on the floor."

I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class

Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend