Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship

I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional dominatrix, and she's always trying to make our relationship more exciting.

But honestly, the only thing she's really dominating is my credit card.

My girlfriend told me she finds a man who can 'handle his wood' very attractive.

I guess I'd better learn some carpentry.