I've been dating a girl who's a talented baker, and she's always trying to get me to rise to the occasion.

But honestly, I think she's just kneading the attention.

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

I've been taking private dance lessons from a professional instructor, and she's been teaching me about the importance of proper mounting and dismounting techniques.

Now I can finally do the salsa without getting tangled up in my own feet.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional taxidermist, and she's always trying to get me to mount something that's been dead for a while.